[Well he's been full of bad ideas today that may or may not pay off. He might as well try to go for this counter as well.]
Hey jerkwad. You've probably guessed by now that I don't like you but since Dave will probably ask me to since you're his friend and you are, apparently, getting stalked by some crazy dude who hides in the trash I guess I'll take the initiative and ask that if I did extend an olive branch to you would you actually take it or do I not have to worry about helping look after you?
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Hey jerkwad. You've probably guessed by now that I don't like you but since Dave will probably ask me to since you're his friend and you are, apparently, getting stalked by some crazy dude who hides in the trash I guess I'll take the initiative and ask that if I did extend an olive branch to you would you actually take it or do I not have to worry about helping look after you?