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[relaxfriend]

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[ironicoolly]

hey so halloweens coming up right

[ironicoolly]

for future reference what are your thoughts on horror movies

[ironicoolly]

nightmare on elm street vs friday the 13th go

[ironicoolly]

just
uh
wondering

[relaxfriend]

Where the hell did this come from?

[relaxfriend]

Nightmare on Elm because he's more creative

[ironicoolly]

cool cool i can get behind that choice

[ironicoolly]

thats some film taste i can get behind

[ironicoolly]

anyway a guy and i were kinda gonna maybe

[ironicoolly]

hey so have you noticed anything off since halloween
like have you been running into any issues at all maybe

[relaxfriend]

why
what have you heard

[ironicoolly]

yo
did you ever run into a guy with pointy anime shades and maybe piss him off
this is important

[relaxfriend]

Anime shades??
[What the fuck he doesn't watch that shit.]
I spoke to a guy with pointy shades once, yeah.
I don't think I pissed him off. I usually know when I do.

[ceasetoexist]

[Well he's been full of bad ideas today that may or may not pay off. He might as well try to go for this counter as well.]

Hey jerkwad. You've probably guessed by now that I don't like you but since Dave will probably ask me to since you're his friend and you are, apparently, getting stalked by some crazy dude who hides in the trash I guess I'll take the initiative and ask that if I did extend an olive branch to you would you actually take it or do I not have to worry about helping look after you?

[relaxfriend]

[But see, now Gary is metaphorically and literally squinting at everyone he pissed off. Even a little. Or squinting at everyone in general. But Pokey, ah...Pokey. He knows you're keeping an eye on him because he's keeping an eye on you. Most normal people would take whatever help they can get, but Gary isn't going to trust anyone enough to help him right now. Least of all this prick.

He's alone right now. No one can be trusted.]

I know what you're doing.
I don't need an olive branch.

[Not a reference to the post, but just in general. Of course he can't outright say that he knows Pokey has his eye on him. Anything he could show Dave to make him look like a paranoid asshat is bad. He has to be careful. If he says anything he has to be able to explain it away. No one can be trusted.]

[ironicoolly]

[Sup, Gary? Guess who just sent you a picture of the storefront of a chocolate shop? There's no ensuing explanation, no reasoning for why this is suddenly a thing in your inbox.

Maybe it was an accident?]

[relaxfriend]

[Those bat wings though.... He shudders.]

What are you asking me on a date or something what the fuck?

sinewave dm

[dokkans]

[ Not even a hello or anything. No pleasantries needed. ]

need help sorting info

you busy?

[relaxfriend]

[Preferable.]

Nope.

[ironicoolly]

can you stop arguing with my bro he probably lost more blood in that fight than i thought it was humanly possible for a person to actually lose without dying
aint no points to be earned from winning an argument against somebody suffering from that level of blood loss

[relaxfriend]

[You little shit.

Just...be calm Gary. Don't call Dave a piece of shit don't call Dave a piece of shit don't call Dave a piece of shit.]

I wasn't even talking to him, in case you haven't noticed.

[ironicoolly]

dude have you noticed that all the signs in town and shit have like
been swapped out overnight or something

[relaxfriend]

Of course I did. Just another day ending in "Y".

6/2

[braggadocious]

Your Majesty.

I can only imagine how busy your schedule must be, but I'd wondered if you might be able to impart me with a moment of your time.

[relaxfriend]

[Hahaha holy shit.]

I think I can spare a minute or two, sure.