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[relaxfriend]

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[relaxfriend]

are you seeing weird shit right now

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[ironicoolly]

wait
holy fucking shit you think its punishing us for calling it on its shit
is that what youre saying???
oh my god
i
think i need to lie down and consider this for a sec
is what id say but im already lying down

[ironicoolly]

also define weird shit
are...
are YOU seeing weird shit right now??

[relaxfriend]

well let me pose you a question
if you were an evil overlord would you allow insubordination to go unpunished?

well SEEING weird shit would imply that said weird shit isn't tangible but just trickery of the mind
i however just accidentally conjured a weird and very tangible chair that looks like it's going to devour my soul if i sit on it
did that happen to you?

[Well it's a throne but. Details.]

[ironicoolly]

jesus christ
stop making sense its seriously making me lose my shit

ok well
no evil chairs but
everywhere i go theres fire and everything i try to drink fucking evaporates on me before it even touches my lips

so we got different punishments

[relaxfriend]

know your enemy
even if it drives you a little mad
not that we know shit about this enemy but its a theory and its more than nothing



are you setting fire to the town as we speak?
how bad is it
if i leave my room now will i step into a raging inferno
i swear if i find a way to break that gem i'll shatter it into millions of pieces, find a way to get my cat here just so i can feed the pieces to him and then let it shit its shards all over waverly bay

[ironicoolly]

ok
ill uh
keep that in mind
even if it basically sounds like youre saying we should drive ourselves a lil mad for practically no reason seeing as we dont really know anything here

ok its not THAT bad
if it were dont you think i wouldve warned you about that first thing
the fires are pretty contained
to me
its bullshit on so many levels man you have no idea how hard it is to do anything when youre setting little localized fires every time you walk a step
anyway id be 100% behind this plan of yours but i heard breaking the gems not really a good idea
at least not until we can figure out how to turn our bodies back to normal

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[relaxfriend]

i was being facetious dave jesus

unfortunately this is going to be one of those things where you have to exhibit an inhuman amount of patience before getting anywhere near it

it has to show some kind of weakness eventually. they all do

[relaxfriend]

i think i pissed it off when i said that because my room is

[relaxfriend]

are things getting worse for you

[relaxfriend]

dave answer

[relaxfriend]

now

DONE...

[relaxfriend]

whats happening over there is anything happening

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[ironicoolly]

whoa ok sorry im here im here

[ironicoolly]

i wouldve replied sooner but

[ironicoolly]

i tripped and fell on my face and burned myself a lil and it was hells of embarrassing

[ironicoolly]

i think im gonna be in some serious shit if i dont figure out some way to get some water into my system asap

[ironicoolly]

so yeah things are basically getting worse for me

[ironicoolly]

anyway are you ok dude
do you need help maybe cause if you do im so there

done

[ironicoolly]

well ok no maybe i shouldnt??
what if i end up making things worse
i dont want to like
set your room on fire or anything
i dunno what do you think

[relaxfriend]

[Well at the very least hearing dave fell on his face like that made him laugh. A tense, strained laugh given the circumstances but a laugh nonetheless!]

yeeeeah i dont think we should add fire to this equation
try not to get too delirious from dehydration i can at least somewhat understand you now

[ironicoolly]

i dunno thats a tall order youre giving me here
anyway whats going down in your room anyway
it sounded like it was getting pretty bad just now

[relaxfriend]

i realize

my room is growing eyes everywhere
or maybe not. i poked one and it disappeared like its not even real
the chair is real though and i cant make it go away

driving me THE FUCK CRAZY

[ironicoolly]

whoa ok thats some pretty freaky shit straight outta lovecraft right there
wait
oh god
do you think maybe the gem is actually some sort of otherworldly horrorterror
do you think were dealing with slumbering rock cthulhu here

[relaxfriend]

normally i would say thats stupid as fuck
but im inclined to agree
i wonder if anyone else pissed it off like this
did anyone else say anything on that post





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