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[relaxfriend]

"Leave a message. Don't be boring. Don't be stupid."

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[ironicoolly]

ok
ill uh
keep that in mind
even if it basically sounds like youre saying we should drive ourselves a lil mad for practically no reason seeing as we dont really know anything here

ok its not THAT bad
if it were dont you think i wouldve warned you about that first thing
the fires are pretty contained
to me
its bullshit on so many levels man you have no idea how hard it is to do anything when youre setting little localized fires every time you walk a step
anyway id be 100% behind this plan of yours but i heard breaking the gems not really a good idea
at least not until we can figure out how to turn our bodies back to normal

1/???

[relaxfriend]

i was being facetious dave jesus

unfortunately this is going to be one of those things where you have to exhibit an inhuman amount of patience before getting anywhere near it

it has to show some kind of weakness eventually. they all do

[relaxfriend]

i think i pissed it off when i said that because my room is

[relaxfriend]

are things getting worse for you

[relaxfriend]

dave answer

[relaxfriend]

now

DONE...

[relaxfriend]

whats happening over there is anything happening

1/idk

[ironicoolly]

whoa ok sorry im here im here

[ironicoolly]

i wouldve replied sooner but

[ironicoolly]

i tripped and fell on my face and burned myself a lil and it was hells of embarrassing

[ironicoolly]

i think im gonna be in some serious shit if i dont figure out some way to get some water into my system asap

[ironicoolly]

so yeah things are basically getting worse for me

[ironicoolly]

anyway are you ok dude
do you need help maybe cause if you do im so there

done

[ironicoolly]

well ok no maybe i shouldnt??
what if i end up making things worse
i dont want to like
set your room on fire or anything
i dunno what do you think

[relaxfriend]

[Well at the very least hearing dave fell on his face like that made him laugh. A tense, strained laugh given the circumstances but a laugh nonetheless!]

yeeeeah i dont think we should add fire to this equation
try not to get too delirious from dehydration i can at least somewhat understand you now

[ironicoolly]

i dunno thats a tall order youre giving me here
anyway whats going down in your room anyway
it sounded like it was getting pretty bad just now

[relaxfriend]

i realize

my room is growing eyes everywhere
or maybe not. i poked one and it disappeared like its not even real
the chair is real though and i cant make it go away

driving me THE FUCK CRAZY

[ironicoolly]

whoa ok thats some pretty freaky shit straight outta lovecraft right there
wait
oh god
do you think maybe the gem is actually some sort of otherworldly horrorterror
do you think were dealing with slumbering rock cthulhu here

[relaxfriend]

normally i would say thats stupid as fuck
but im inclined to agree
i wonder if anyone else pissed it off like this
did anyone else say anything on that post





FUCKING EYES KEEP WATCHINGME

[ironicoolly]

uh well like i mentioned when i was talking to you most people got like
personally offended on that dumb rocks behalf so im guessing theyre good
there was this guy named robin who said the whole thing was shifty as fuck and hed look into organizing some sort of thing with the item crafters so we can start stocking up on weapons
just in case shit goes bad and the heart takes away our powers when we try to rebel
i didnt get his number and i dont know what he looks like so i dont know how to contact him and see how things are but ill let you know if i run into him
there was also this girl named kyouko who said she came from a world that was real similar to this one
which seems relevant here
because she said in that world she got turned into a gem too and got powers but the powers were a fucking trap
is that ringing any bells for you because i think my head just exploded in the world largest fucking cacophany of bells all ringin and janglin

also dude you dont sound like youre doing so hot
have you tried leaving your room
do the eyes follow you if you leave your room

1/idk he's crazy

[relaxfriend]

okay that last thing? totally relevant
fucking hell i thought at worst the powers were to lull us into a false sense of security only to be stripped from us when we needed them most
but powers being an actual trap right now makes the most sense considering whats happening

[relaxfriend]

hold on

[relaxfriend]

if you dont hear from me in five mins im getting tortured by a stupid girl

[He only left his room for Halloween and he's still a little paranoid okay? A LITTLE.]

[relaxfriend]

I STILL SEE FUCKING EYES EVERYWHERE

DONE

[relaxfriend]

wait no they're gone
you've got to be kidding me
the thing i conjured up was making it worse i think