relaxfriend: (i heard that. i hear everything)
Gary Smith ([personal profile] relaxfriend) wrote2015-10-16 11:36 pm

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ironicoolly: (i'm tired of being hard-headed)

[personal profile] ironicoolly 2015-11-04 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[oh god, he hates talking about this]

well most people seem to do it through dancing??
but it didnt happen to me like that
all i did was bump into the guy actually
not sure how that was enough to trigger it but it was hands down the most terrible thing ive ever experienced
ironicoolly: (he juggles variables)

[personal profile] ironicoolly 2015-11-04 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[haha fuck]

do you remember that kurosaki guy i warned you about
ironicoolly: (till i can once again become fathomed)

[personal profile] ironicoolly 2015-11-04 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
like i said
hands down the most terrible thing ive ever experienced
so when i said all that stuff about how hes a reprehensible sack of shit who belongs in the slammer?
yeah i know that from firsthand info i got straight from his head
ironicoolly: than the days of shakespeare (i've better viewers)

[personal profile] ironicoolly 2015-11-04 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
oh man
as irredeemably awful a prick as he is i dont know if i should get into it
like
it feels sorta wrong if that makes sense??
maybe it doesnt
maybe a guy like him doesnt even deserve that level of consideration
but
i mean
he dug up a lot of shit on me too and the idea of him runnin around disclosing that info to everybody willing to listen is making me seriously uncomfortable
so
ironicoolly: (climbing down the molehill)

[personal profile] ironicoolly 2015-11-05 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
oh no its not that i dont trust you its just
well
man i dont really want to get into it
it was an awful experience and just talking about it makes me feel sick remembering what it was like to view the world through that assholes mindset
all youve gotta know about him is hes a condescending prick and hes manipulative as all shit ok
also a murderous psycho
ironicoolly: (yeah you've gotta give him that)

[personal profile] ironicoolly 2015-11-05 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
you mean like the girl you met
thats kind of a disturbing thought that the heart threw us in with a pack of actual criminals
also wouldnt make much sense with its supposed motive of bringin in folks who can help keep the town safe but i think weve already established that the hearts full of shit
most of the people ive met so far seem normal enough though
ironicoolly: (it takes more to make this)

[personal profile] ironicoolly 2015-11-05 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
oh man for real?
damn
we oughta start making a list of nutcases to avoid
ironicoolly: (the pinnacle of my presence)

[personal profile] ironicoolly 2015-11-05 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
youre really keeping on top of things huh
considering the circumstances thats hella impressive
is that what you spent your week in self imposed exile doing

ive moved on to glassmaking now
im at the beach so
its
pretty bad
did you know it takes temperatures of 1760 degrees celsius to turn sand into glass
but yeah of course
i wouldnt leave you hanging
and this isnt about how to turn it off exactly but i ran into that robin guy i mentioned a moment ago and this might be relevant
it turns out he landed the same power you did and hes been having similar issues with it
apparently as soon as he lets his mind wander a lil his powers start creating things based off of what hes thinking about
so say its approaching chowtime soon and hes thinkin maybe hell go for some chinese
next thing he knows hes filled his room up with a tiny mountain of fried rice without even meaning to
is that maybe whats happening here
are the eyes maybe a thing thats appearing because youve got being watched on the brain
maybe on account of that girl youve been all gung ho about avoiding??
i dunno im just throwing ideas out here
ironicoolly: (these words were not made to seal)

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[personal profile] ironicoolly 2015-11-06 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
ill get it under control
or id better
i cant survive like this being as hot as the surface of the fucking sun this is bullshit
ironicoolly: like my hands (but it slipped through my hands)

[personal profile] ironicoolly 2015-11-06 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
[...oh. oh god, oh fuck, oh man, jesus fuck. hahaha, what... does he say? what does he do? he's kind of already told...]

um
so by this do you mean
the eye thing or just the item generation thing in general
because i kind of
didnt realize you were telling me this stuff in confidence and
uh well
im probably going to sound like the worlds biggest piece of shit right now
but i ran into pokey earlier and so obviously i asked him if he was having any issues with his powers right just on the off chance this thing had to do with our halloween escapades and not the network post
and it turns out youre probably right about it being about the network post because he wasnt having any issues but
he got the same power you did so i
kinda figured maybe id give him a heads up about how maybe his power could backfire from overuse or
i dunno
maybe i thought he could help you figure out how to get yours in check since he seemed to have it together??
man
fuck
i shouldve asked first if it was cool to do that this was really shitty of me
you trusted me with that info and i didnt
i mean
jesus christ
i never wouldve said a thing if i had known you werent cool with it but
i guess
im not thinking too clearly on account of the whole heatstroke thing??
man im making dumb excuses for myself nobody wants to hear that shit
my bad


[oh god he doesn't know what to type to make this okay. please don't hate him]
ironicoolly: (keep your distance)

[personal profile] ironicoolly 2015-11-06 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
[oh god oh god oh god]

um
well
maybe???
i mentioned you made a chair and eyes started appearing all over the place without you meaning for them to
im really sorry ok
ironicoolly: to madman's innovation (i remain in the muses)

[personal profile] ironicoolly 2015-11-07 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
pokey was the only one i told
i dont think hes the type to go around telling anybody else but i texted him just now telling him to keep it to himself
he said he would if that makes you feel any better
i know that doesnt make it ok but
anyway i just mentioned you got the same power he did but yours came with a nasty backfire so he should be careful while testing his out
and
i think i may have also said some stuff about how you could poke the eyes into going away but you couldnt get rid of the chair
ironicoolly: (his logic impressed a hypnotic effect)

[personal profile] ironicoolly 2015-11-07 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
what no come on youre being too hard on yourself
its completely normal to have issues with your power when you first get it
hell its practically expected
the hearts just being a gargantuan dick to you and thats not a thing anybodys gonna give you shit for unless theyre just complete douches
in which case fuck em who cares what they think anyway
actually im pretty sure most people can sympathize

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