[...oh. oh god, oh fuck, oh man, jesus fuck. hahaha, what... does he say? what does he do? he's kind of already told...]
um so by this do you mean the eye thing or just the item generation thing in general because i kind of didnt realize you were telling me this stuff in confidence and uh well im probably going to sound like the worlds biggest piece of shit right now but i ran into pokey earlier and so obviously i asked him if he was having any issues with his powers right just on the off chance this thing had to do with our halloween escapades and not the network post and it turns out youre probably right about it being about the network post because he wasnt having any issues but he got the same power you did so i kinda figured maybe id give him a heads up about how maybe his power could backfire from overuse or i dunno maybe i thought he could help you figure out how to get yours in check since he seemed to have it together?? man fuck i shouldve asked first if it was cool to do that this was really shitty of me you trusted me with that info and i didnt i mean jesus christ i never wouldve said a thing if i had known you werent cool with it but i guess im not thinking too clearly on account of the whole heatstroke thing?? man im making dumb excuses for myself nobody wants to hear that shit my bad
[oh god he doesn't know what to type to make this okay. please don't hate him]
Just tell everyone I have no control over this stupid power why don't you? I can't believe I had to tell you NOT to mention this to anyone How did you phrase it? Tell me exactly how you phrased it.
pokey was the only one i told i dont think hes the type to go around telling anybody else but i texted him just now telling him to keep it to himself he said he would if that makes you feel any better i know that doesnt make it ok but anyway i just mentioned you got the same power he did but yours came with a nasty backfire so he should be careful while testing his out and i think i may have also said some stuff about how you could poke the eyes into going away but you couldnt get rid of the chair
what no come on youre being too hard on yourself its completely normal to have issues with your power when you first get it hell its practically expected the hearts just being a gargantuan dick to you and thats not a thing anybodys gonna give you shit for unless theyre just complete douches in which case fuck em who cares what they think anyway actually im pretty sure most people can sympathize
youre worried that people are gonna judge you because of this right but pokeys not the type of dude whod do a thing like that hell when he heard he said he might try to see if he could help out any
ok well i guess whatever happened you cant get to your phone right now so im typing all of this for nothing just talking to myself like a gargantuan chump so i guess maybe ill come find you??
or wait if youre just sitting there not replying cause youre busy with other things
[READ: BEING MAD AT DAVE]
then whatever ive got a lot on my plate too so just forget i sent all that cause its not really a big deal hell im so busy over on my end i probably wont even remember what we talked about in a bit later
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um
so by this do you mean
the eye thing or just the item generation thing in general
because i kind of
didnt realize you were telling me this stuff in confidence and
uh well
im probably going to sound like the worlds biggest piece of shit right now
but i ran into pokey earlier and so obviously i asked him if he was having any issues with his powers right just on the off chance this thing had to do with our halloween escapades and not the network post
and it turns out youre probably right about it being about the network post because he wasnt having any issues but
he got the same power you did so i
kinda figured maybe id give him a heads up about how maybe his power could backfire from overuse or
i dunno
maybe i thought he could help you figure out how to get yours in check since he seemed to have it together??
man
fuck
i shouldve asked first if it was cool to do that this was really shitty of me
you trusted me with that info and i didnt
i mean
jesus christ
i never wouldve said a thing if i had known you werent cool with it but
i guess
im not thinking too clearly on account of the whole heatstroke thing??
man im making dumb excuses for myself nobody wants to hear that shit
my bad
[oh god he doesn't know what to type to make this okay. please don't hate him]
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Of all people.
OF ALL PEOPLE.]
You told POKEY?
How detailed did you get?
Did you tell him about the eyes?
Are you FUCKING crazy?
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um
well
maybe???
i mentioned you made a chair and eyes started appearing all over the place without you meaning for them to
im really sorry ok
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I can't believe I had to tell you NOT to mention this to anyone
How did you phrase it? Tell me exactly how you phrased it.
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i dont think hes the type to go around telling anybody else but i texted him just now telling him to keep it to himself
he said he would if that makes you feel any better
i know that doesnt make it ok but
anyway i just mentioned you got the same power he did but yours came with a nasty backfire so he should be careful while testing his out
and
i think i may have also said some stuff about how you could poke the eyes into going away but you couldnt get rid of the chair
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You have any idea how crazy that makes me sound?
[POKEY HAS IT IN FOR HIM EVERYONE HAS IT IN FOR HIM!!!]
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its completely normal to have issues with your power when you first get it
hell its practically expected
the hearts just being a gargantuan dick to you and thats not a thing anybodys gonna give you shit for unless theyre just complete douches
in which case fuck em who cares what they think anyway
actually im pretty sure most people can sympathize
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You don't understand what you just did, but I wouldn't expect you too
I guess I EXPECTED too much from you
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but pokeys not the type of dude whod do a thing like that
hell when he heard he said he might try to see if he could help out any
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Besides, he has to go back to his room to take care of that thing and reflect on this stupid situation.]
1/oh god i don't know feel free to ignore all of this HAHA i apologize in advance
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gare
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cmon if you dont check in im gonna start thinking you got caught by that girl
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is that what happened
are you ok does she have you metaphorically tied up with her viney powers again
or
literally tied up???
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oh man i never shouldve told you to leave your room
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just talking to myself like a gargantuan chump
so
i guess
maybe ill come find you??
DONE i hope
if youre just sitting there not replying cause youre busy with other things
[READ: BEING MAD AT DAVE]
then whatever ive got a lot on my plate too
so just forget i sent all that cause its not really a big deal
hell im so busy over on my end i probably wont even remember what we talked about in a bit
later