relaxfriend: (i heard that. i hear everything)
Gary Smith ([personal profile] relaxfriend) wrote2015-10-16 11:36 pm

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ironicoolly: like my hands (but it slipped through my hands)

[personal profile] ironicoolly 2015-11-06 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
[...oh. oh god, oh fuck, oh man, jesus fuck. hahaha, what... does he say? what does he do? he's kind of already told...]

um
so by this do you mean
the eye thing or just the item generation thing in general
because i kind of
didnt realize you were telling me this stuff in confidence and
uh well
im probably going to sound like the worlds biggest piece of shit right now
but i ran into pokey earlier and so obviously i asked him if he was having any issues with his powers right just on the off chance this thing had to do with our halloween escapades and not the network post
and it turns out youre probably right about it being about the network post because he wasnt having any issues but
he got the same power you did so i
kinda figured maybe id give him a heads up about how maybe his power could backfire from overuse or
i dunno
maybe i thought he could help you figure out how to get yours in check since he seemed to have it together??
man
fuck
i shouldve asked first if it was cool to do that this was really shitty of me
you trusted me with that info and i didnt
i mean
jesus christ
i never wouldve said a thing if i had known you werent cool with it but
i guess
im not thinking too clearly on account of the whole heatstroke thing??
man im making dumb excuses for myself nobody wants to hear that shit
my bad


[oh god he doesn't know what to type to make this okay. please don't hate him]
ironicoolly: (keep your distance)

[personal profile] ironicoolly 2015-11-06 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
[oh god oh god oh god]

um
well
maybe???
i mentioned you made a chair and eyes started appearing all over the place without you meaning for them to
im really sorry ok
ironicoolly: to madman's innovation (i remain in the muses)

[personal profile] ironicoolly 2015-11-07 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
pokey was the only one i told
i dont think hes the type to go around telling anybody else but i texted him just now telling him to keep it to himself
he said he would if that makes you feel any better
i know that doesnt make it ok but
anyway i just mentioned you got the same power he did but yours came with a nasty backfire so he should be careful while testing his out
and
i think i may have also said some stuff about how you could poke the eyes into going away but you couldnt get rid of the chair
ironicoolly: (his logic impressed a hypnotic effect)

[personal profile] ironicoolly 2015-11-07 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
what no come on youre being too hard on yourself
its completely normal to have issues with your power when you first get it
hell its practically expected
the hearts just being a gargantuan dick to you and thats not a thing anybodys gonna give you shit for unless theyre just complete douches
in which case fuck em who cares what they think anyway
actually im pretty sure most people can sympathize
ironicoolly: (climbing down the molehill)

[personal profile] ironicoolly 2015-11-07 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
youre worried that people are gonna judge you because of this right
but pokeys not the type of dude whod do a thing like that
hell when he heard he said he might try to see if he could help out any
ironicoolly: (his logic impressed a hypnotic effect)

1/oh god i don't know feel free to ignore all of this HAHA i apologize in advance

[personal profile] ironicoolly 2015-11-07 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
gary??
ironicoolly: (but still i'm a figure in a museum)

[personal profile] ironicoolly 2015-11-07 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
dude
gare
ironicoolly: (through shapes solved heaving)

[personal profile] ironicoolly 2015-11-07 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
are you still there
cmon if you dont check in im gonna start thinking you got caught by that girl
ironicoolly: (hyperproducing hydrogen fusion liquids)

[personal profile] ironicoolly 2015-11-07 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
oh man
is that what happened
are you ok does she have you metaphorically tied up with her viney powers again
or
literally tied up???
ironicoolly: (i'm emphatic; inadequate in this)

[personal profile] ironicoolly 2015-11-07 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
bro youve gotta say something youre seriously freaking me out here where are you
oh man i never shouldve told you to leave your room
ironicoolly: like my hands (but it slipped through my hands)

[personal profile] ironicoolly 2015-11-07 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
ok well i guess whatever happened you cant get to your phone right now so im typing all of this for nothing
just talking to myself like a gargantuan chump
so
i guess
maybe ill come find you??
ironicoolly: (growing; silent fury of element glowing)

DONE i hope

[personal profile] ironicoolly 2015-11-07 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
or wait
if youre just sitting there not replying cause youre busy with other things


[READ: BEING MAD AT DAVE]

then whatever ive got a lot on my plate too
so just forget i sent all that cause its not really a big deal
hell im so busy over on my end i probably wont even remember what we talked about in a bit
later