I just KNOW. [Besides, he knows that type. He is that type. He would know if he saw one, right? Of course he would. He can't be tricked so easily. And that's why the thought of the poster being this guy he barely knows is so terrifying. It would mean he was completely blindsided.
He does the blindsiding.] The guy just made the most obnoxious persona to mask who he is. Lots of people do it. Of course they'll be similar.
ok well consider this for a sec you remember how on halloween i could move maybe a yard in the span of a second well compared to him im so slow i might as well be standing still the dudes a fucking ninja and if anybody could sneak his way into your room without you knowing im thinking itd have to be him
see thats the thing if you met him and hes the one who did it but you didnt do anything to actively piss him off then maybe just maybe this horseshit was to get at me?? i dont fucking know kind of didnt even know he was here so apparently he didnt give enough shits about me to give me a HEY BY THE WAY BRO EVERYTHINGS COOL ON MY END NOW so i dont even know WHAT the fuck to think the guy likes to make a flashy entrance though so if this is his way of letting me know hes here then man i dunno this is dumb did he mention me at all when you talked to him
If he wanted to get at you then why didn't he spew a load of bullshit about YOU? He didn't even bring you up. I asked if you were related when he gave me his name and he said yes. That was it. He didn't snort derisively, talk shit about you, his lip didn't twitch in annoyance, his shoulders didn't tense, he didn't stare off into the distance. Nothing. No reaction.
because thats not how he rolls like i said it was always like some dumb game with him hes never that blatant about it he always keeps shit subtle so youre second guessing yourself and driving yourself crazy with paranoia wondering if some stupid trap is gonna fly out at you outta nowhere or if youre imagining everything also why he liked having puppets attack me instead of attacking me directly it was for i guess the hilarirony points??? sometimes i get to thinking he has some beef with me but no i think this is legit just a thing he does because he thinks messin with me is the worlds most hysterical thing fuck if i know the man was inscrutable is inscrutable but anyway yeah that sounds just like him hes pretty much a robot ninja in human form
[Well messing with Dave is pretty hysterical. He can't and won't argue with that. But Gary can't shake the feeling that's not what's going on. Even if it makes sense to him. In some strange way he totally gets it. That kind of motivation, anyway.
But that can't be it. This guy was targeting him.]
Okay, so you have a crazy stalker brother. I get that. But I have some enemies. I don't know why I have so many but I do. It has to be one of them.
It's bad enough I have my own fucknuts to worry about but now I apparently have to worry about yours too?
[annnd we're back in time to be an asshole again.]
Let's revisit this, your brother is an immense asshole and is trying to ninja your brain with mind games Obviously we need to stop it But we need to know if it's him first
[He wants revenge, if it is him. But he phrased it to sound like it's more for Dave's safety.]
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[Besides, he knows that type. He is that type. He would know if he saw one, right? Of course he would. He can't be tricked so easily. And that's why the thought of the poster being this guy he barely knows is so terrifying. It would mean he was completely blindsided.
He does the blindsiding.]
The guy just made the most obnoxious persona to mask who he is. Lots of people do it. Of course they'll be similar.
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you remember how on halloween i could move maybe a yard in the span of a second
well compared to him im so slow i might as well be standing still
the dudes a fucking ninja and if anybody could sneak his way into your room without you knowing im thinking itd have to be him
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What?
Do you believe all this shit?
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but you didn't
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oh my god 1/IDK
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no way
thats not what i was getting at at all come on
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i called it a load of bunk
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its just
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i got to thinking its my bro and i guess i just forgot everything else
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can you find out?
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if you met him and hes the one who did it but you didnt do anything to actively piss him off then maybe
just maybe
this horseshit was to get at me??
i dont fucking know
kind of didnt even know he was here so apparently he didnt give enough shits about me to give me a HEY BY THE WAY BRO EVERYTHINGS COOL ON MY END NOW so i dont even know WHAT the fuck to think
the guy likes to make a flashy entrance though so if this is his way of letting me know hes here then
man
i dunno this is dumb
did he mention me at all when you talked to him
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He didn't even bring you up. I asked if you were related when he gave me his name and he said yes. That was it. He didn't snort derisively, talk shit about you, his lip didn't twitch in annoyance, his shoulders didn't tense, he didn't stare off into the distance. Nothing. No reaction.
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like i said it was always like some dumb game with him
hes never that blatant about it he always keeps shit subtle so youre second guessing yourself and driving yourself crazy with paranoia wondering if some stupid trap is gonna fly out at you outta nowhere or if youre imagining everything
also why he liked having puppets attack me instead of attacking me directly
it was for i guess the hilarirony points???
sometimes i get to thinking he has some beef with me but no i think this is legit just a thing he does because he thinks messin with me is the worlds most hysterical thing
fuck if i know the man was inscrutable
is inscrutable
but anyway yeah that sounds just like him
hes pretty much a robot ninja in human form
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But that can't be it. This guy was targeting him.]
Okay, so you have a crazy stalker brother. I get that.
But I have some enemies. I don't know why I have so many but I do. It has to be one of them.
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Or we're both targets
Or it's more than one person AND we're both targets.
[Paranoia doesn't take a break.]
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what makes you think its more than one person
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I wouldn't be surprised if a couple of assholes got together to do this
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[GARY'S NOT IN RIGHT NOW PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE.]
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[annnd we're back in time to be an asshole again.]
Let's revisit this, your brother is an immense asshole and is trying to ninja your brain with mind games
Obviously we need to stop it
But we need to know if it's him first
[He wants revenge, if it is him. But he phrased it to sound like it's more for Dave's safety.]
1/IDK MAN
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1/?? YOU KNOW HOW IT IS BY NOW
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1/fuck if i ever know
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