ironicoolly: (growing; silent fury of element glowing)
Dave Strider ([personal profile] ironicoolly) wrote in [personal profile] relaxfriend 2017-05-14 10:24 pm (UTC)

[God, he can just see himself now.

"Hey, Gare, I know you came here to sleuth the place out, but that's pretty fuckin' lame, how about we just go catch a movie instead"?
"You know what we should investigate? Whether or not the stuff at that bakery's any good. Like maybe they're putting something weird into the food, and that's why everybody here acts like they stepped out of a fuckin' Stepford Wives remake. C'mon, let's go check it out"???

No. God, no. There was no option here that didn't make him come off like a tremendous fucking cock. Jesus Christ, abort mission.]

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