What gives [He starts with a roll of his eyes] is that I'm not an idiot. And if you'll recall I said it might be.

[He cants his head to the side, shaking it slightly as if in disappointment.]

Normally I'm the one who goes to you for stuff like this. You were always perfectly content just letting this town pass you by. [So what happened today, Dave?] It's like you forget how well I know you.