ironicoolly: (his logic impressed a hypnotic effect)
Dave Strider ([personal profile] ironicoolly) wrote in [personal profile] relaxfriend 2017-05-17 05:19 am (UTC)

[Heck yes.

It doesn't take long for Dave to secure two tickets for the two of them, and when they take their seats and the movie starts, it isn't even a few minutes in before they're ripping into everything. The melodramatic acting, the lines, the special effects... The people in the seats near them shoot them pointed glares and shhhh loudly at the, but they don't pay it much mind.

The first half of the movie is pretty weird for what looked from its poster to be a monster flick; the main character ends up trapped in an elevator with amnesia, then ends up dialing every number in her phone's contact list for someone who can help her. To her great confusion, each and every last person who answers the phone reacts with increasing schadenfreude when they hear about their situation, and not a single one wants to help her.

Turns out she probably wasn't the nicest person before she hit her head and lost her memories.

As the movie goes on, the plot takes a turn for the conspiratorial; vague allusions to scientific experimentation are made, until - right when it seemed like the movie would end without any trace of a monster on-screen - a grotesque rat finally makes its entrance, chewing its way into the elevator from above. It immediately sets to attacking her, chomping away at her arm as she shrieks and tries to bat it away.

Dave quirks his brows.]


Holy shit.

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